Sunday Newscape Magazine

I would guess that about ninety percent of all men spend quite a bit of time every day thinking about sex. Men think about sex while they’re at work, driving down the street, in the shower, at social gatherings, in movie houses and yes even at places of religious worship. This is the way that men’s brains are wired. Aside from having fantasies of becoming wealthy, men spend a good amount of brain time every day, thinking about sex.

Anyone who has ever viewed the night time television news for more than one week knows that there is much to be done in this world to improve things. There are slums all over the world, there are rives that need to be cleaned up and major problems that need to be solved. There are so many things that need to fixed or made better. If I gave it some thought I could probably come up with a list of fifty things.

Imagine if the majority of men all over the world, instead of wasting several hours every week in the pursuit of a sexual partner for a one night stand, spend a portion of that time working on things that need to be done for the betterment of humanity in general? So, how do we get millions of horny men to stop thinking about sex? There is a simple solution… we convince the women of the world to “give it up” much easier. If every horny man had access to a willing woman for a quickie, one or twice a day, men would not waste so much time thinking about sex or waste so many hours in pursuit of it.

When a guy is really horny, he can’t stop thinking about sex. Once a guy has had some sexual satisfaction and his mind is clear, he can then focus on problems that need to be solved.

I believe the secret to solving many of the world’s major problems is in-between the legs of world’s women. Men do most of the hard physical labor in this world. Therefore if more men were sexually satisfied instead of being sexually frustrated, less time would be wasted and the men of the world would be much more productive.

Now, it could take several years to convince the women of the world to go along with this idea. So, to get things moving forward now, we should legalize prostitution. If an average guy could get some sexual satisfaction, at a reasonable price, any time he wants it, we ‘d have much fewer angry and frustrated men walking around. Aren’t angry men the ones who start most of the wars on the planet?

So, aside from having a major decline in wars worldwide, I believe that more men would be willing to join in and work with others to help solve the big problems that face our society and our world. If a guy is walking around sexually frustrated, he is not going to be any type of “team spirit mood”. He is not seeking to help solve the problems of the world; what he is seeking is to find a woman for sex. Therefore the first step to improving things all across the world starts with getting all the men of this world some sexual relief. Then they would all be in a better mood and millions of these men might be willing to join others and help solve all the big problems facing humanity. Imagine how many men would volunteer to help make things better if a government gave a man a coupon for five hours of his time and that coupon would entitle him to one hour of sex with a beautiful woman?

Now, you might think this is a crazy idea or even funny but if you read any book about world History, you will find there have always been wars going on, all over the world, going all the way back to the beginning of recorded History. Since everything else that has been tried to bring about world peace has failed so far, I believe that we should give my idea a chance to see if it will work.

Governments worldwide should start paying money to attractive women to have sex with horny men. It would also reduce much of the anger and violence in the world. The world would be a much happier place if every woman did her best to sexually satisfy the horny men of her country. That is the type of “piece corps” that would a long way to spreading peace across the world.

On any given day, a guy who has a great sexual experience is in no mood to go out and start a war halfway around the world. Most men after they have a satisfying sexual experience, either fall asleep or get up to have a snack, relax and watch sports on TV.

Then there are those men who feel a burst of energy, they go grab a power tool and start to build something. See my point?

Imagine a world with no men interested in showing up for the next war. Imagine a world with millions of men making maximum use of their spare time everyday working on solving the problems that affect all of us. Ah… it would all be so different if I were “King of the world”.

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